Show me how much you are good at speaking English...
Correct these sentences by posting ur comments...
1. Like me now I'm a barbing.
2. There'll not be a thief in this place.
3. Even a men can misbehaved like that.
4. Every time I will be having tearing of joy.
5. The lady has four female girls...
Let's run..... Lmho😂😂😂
Friday, January 6, 2017
Thursday, January 5, 2017
MY BIRTHDAY
On the 24th of September an argument occurred on my birthday.
1st person: Are u aware today is Vicky's birthday?
2nd person: I'm not o. How old are her?
1st person: Jeeeesuuuuus! What nonsense are you saying?
2nd person: Can you speak English than me? Oya correct me!
1st person: It is "How many years are she?"
Can you speak English than me?
Posting your comments if you think you can correction me!... Lmao!😂😂
1st person: Are u aware today is Vicky's birthday?
2nd person: I'm not o. How old are her?
1st person: Jeeeesuuuuus! What nonsense are you saying?
2nd person: Can you speak English than me? Oya correct me!
1st person: It is "How many years are she?"
Can you speak English than me?
Posting your comments if you think you can correction me!... Lmao!😂😂
ATM FIGHT...BOOM!
Ladies are so so wonderful especially when it has to do with you proving what you are not.
This fight happened live this morning @ the bank on a queue but the whole conversation was Damn! Read this:
A lady walks into an atm queue with this awkward facial expression like she was gonna withdraw a million naira. She came in flaunting her fone and ATM card and refused to stand on d queue.(no one payed much attention to her).
It got to her turn though but she wasn't on d queue so next person went to d machine. Seeing this,she lost it and disallowed the guy from using the machine(this resulted in a heavy quarrel between them)... This is the most interesting part...
Guy: what is wrong with you?
Lady:what do you means? Dear lord!
Guy: where were you when everyone was queueing?
Lady: you are asking me where were me?(×2)
Lady: where me not standing here at that side? Ha!
Fine girl like you!...
This fight happened live this morning @ the bank on a queue but the whole conversation was Damn! Read this:
A lady walks into an atm queue with this awkward facial expression like she was gonna withdraw a million naira. She came in flaunting her fone and ATM card and refused to stand on d queue.(no one payed much attention to her).
It got to her turn though but she wasn't on d queue so next person went to d machine. Seeing this,she lost it and disallowed the guy from using the machine(this resulted in a heavy quarrel between them)... This is the most interesting part...
Guy: what is wrong with you?
Lady:what do you means? Dear lord!
Guy: where were you when everyone was queueing?
Lady: you are asking me where were me?(×2)
Lady: where me not standing here at that side? Ha!
Fine girl like you!...
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
NEWS CASTING
Or should I say "News casters or New castering?"
I'll leave that to you to ponder on... Lol!
This guy is..... Check this:::::
News caster: Do you like the new government?
Guy: I trying to. You see,the government need to EMPOWERMENT us in the work what we does.
Guy: For example I'm a BARBING...
Punch Line.......... Lmao!
I'll leave that to you to ponder on... Lol!
This guy is..... Check this:::::
News caster: Do you like the new government?
Guy: I trying to. You see,the government need to EMPOWERMENT us in the work what we does.
Guy: For example I'm a BARBING...
Punch Line.......... Lmao!
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
What heat can do to you
You can feel heat so badly that it can affect your speech... Imagine you saying this "On the light,on the fan,open the breeze let the window enter."
What are wrong with you???????
What are wrong with you???????
Wrong English...
Or should I say Englishes. Haha!
Ever been in a family discussion and 98% of the things said are TABO?
Check this out:
Mother: Where are you wented to?
Child: I'm going the down stairs.
Sibling: Mummy where is he wenting to?
Mother: He is wenting to the down.....
Ha!
Ever been in a family discussion and 98% of the things said are TABO?
Check this out:
Mother: Where are you wented to?
Child: I'm going the down stairs.
Sibling: Mummy where is he wenting to?
Mother: He is wenting to the down.....
Ha!
Wrong English...
Ever been in a family scene where 98percent of everything said is TABO.
Check this out:
Mother: Where are you wented to?
Child: I'm going to the downstairs
Sibling: Mummy where is she wenting to?
Mother: She is wenting to the down!
Ha!
Check this out:
Mother: Where are you wented to?
Child: I'm going to the downstairs
Sibling: Mummy where is she wenting to?
Mother: She is wenting to the down!
Ha!
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Welcome on board..............................
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